You have reached Festival, king of entertainers and entertainer of kings. I'm fairly certain this device will allow you to leave a message. Best of luck with that.
[One Christmas Day, Festival will find himself the new owner of a box that contains a very nice bottle of rum and a very nice tin of highly potent catnip. There's no note or other indication of who this might be from.]
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[delivery on 12/25]