You have reached Festival, king of entertainers and entertainer of kings. I'm fairly certain this device will allow you to leave a message. Best of luck with that.
I am not a cruel man. I know now how deeply that would hurt you. Rest assured that if I should decide you require some form of retribution, I will do something much more subtle than put on your face and give someone a beating.
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