You have reached Festival, king of entertainers and entertainer of kings. I'm fairly certain this device will allow you to leave a message. Best of luck with that.
[On the morning of the 25th, Chris and Festival will awake to packages addressed to them on their doorstep. The one for Festival contains a few tins of very fancy catnip tea blends, along with a hand mirror that has cat ears on it.]
Delivered on Dec 25th
Date: 2021-12-20 03:06 am (UTC)